Villains, bad guys run in fear When they see the musketeers Savin' Minnie is our duty Mess with her, we'll kick your. I am sick and tired of your screw-ups. Captain Pete is the bad guy? Scaling rough and rugged passes Climb the hearty little lasses Till the bright sea-shore they gain How dare you try and kidnap the princess! Therefore, I now present your new ruler, King Pete! How about this bad guy? I'll be a musketeer when cows fall from the sky. Mickey and I have the same last name. I can't hear nothing but step, clop, step, clop.
Have I got the men for you. But today is the day, right, monsieur? Get me bodyguards, Captain Pete! The job's got to be done by then! Pete told me you were a goner. He has something to tell you, boss. Think you might have some spare time. How can you stand it so. I wondered if this had been some old movie that got lost in the Disney vaults, it was that good, and had such a timeless feel.
Now we're gonna have to pull the switcheroo. And after the dust settles. And now with you finally out of the way. Hey, Donald, how about you? Donald, I can't understand a word you say. And it ain't to kill the princess.
Well, I don't think we're hopeless. And the little one is so handsome. Their lives are turned upside down when Peg-Leg Pete, captain of the Musketeers, and his sinister lieutenant Clarabelle use them in a dastardly plot to rid the kingdom of Princess Minnie -- the only mouse standing in Pete's way of the throne. And I'll know he's the one when he makes me laugh. Well, lie or no lie. Alright, you two, drop the princess! Isn't this musketeering stuff great? Hey, my lucky musketeer hat. Maybe on the rooftops, climbing high Somewhere just above you, love is hovering by Love is in a rush to Smear you, smash you, smush you Love will crush you into mush When you 're the bull's-eye, you 'll get hit by Young love Your first, your only love Love so.
Let me check my schedule here. It better be good news. The plotline is about how Peg-leg Pete is trying to kidnap Princess Minnie and claim the throne for himself, with the help of the Beagle Boys, who, as I have said, steal the film. So, you won't need this, will you? We've got a change of plans, see. The princess has got to be gone by then. He's not at his post either.
Your Royal Highness, I have never, ever had. I'm sure there's some way. Oy, what we do about them musketeers? And, of course, my songs. Musketeers need guys like me that are brave! Now how are we going to protect the princess? Well, we did exactly what you said to do. Like all of us, Riley is guided by her emotions — Joy, Fear, Anger, Disgust and Sadness. You have to kill him Poor grunge Farewell Take the plunge My milkmaid miss, you charm my soul You leave me utterly beyond control Call me a goof, but one thing's clear Your melodious moo is music to my ears He's no Don Juan He's not real smart And yet he's touched my little cowhide heart He loves my moo, my cow-like gaze His numskull charm Has set my heart Ablaze Hurry, my love.
Waiting for you on wings. Mickey, Donald, Goofy: The Three Musketeers Best buddies Mickey, Donald, and Goofy are small-time janitors with big dreams of becoming Musketeers. The plot has some funny twists, with Captain Pete plotting to kidnap Princess Minnie and take over as ruler. At that moment it sounded like the worst idea I had heard in a long time. Your majesty, forgive me for saying so. We got to get Goofy and get out of here! My pals will be right behind us. Looks like you blokes got in over your heads.
I can't wait to be a great big hero. Listen, Captain Pete has faith in us. Let's have a bit of fun with these blighters, eh? I am the very model of a modern major-general I've information vegetable, animal. All for one, hey, all for one and one for all Musketeers sing all for one and one for all And all for one and one for all And all for one and all. As Riley and her emotions struggle to adjust to a new life in San Francisco, turmoil ensues in Headquarters. So glad you could grace us with your royal omnipresences.
It'll be hours before they's on us. It is a film for all ages. You 'll have to forgive them, Your Highness. Captain Pete is the bad guy! I knew we had what it takes. It's every duck for himself. Well, quit thinking and do it! He begins with Mickey Donald and Goofy struggling to survive in the gutter.
A light will glow from him. A bit over-familiar, but it is decorated with some very funny sword fights, and a very funny scene in the opera house. Set dresser to the stage. Your Majesty, it's time to cut the cheese. And let me tell you I sat down on the couch with my grandkids all around me and we all laughed at Mickey, Donald, and Goofy, as they barreled through their own wacky version of the Three Musketeers tale. Captain Pete, by the power vested in me as a musketeer. You sure are talking funny.