So, you know, I knew she liked me, 'cause we locked eyes. Our friend Preach was a former gang member turned activist. Flip to a good one. La Quanda, do you have a boyfriend? Quit lickin' that damn ice cream like that 'fore I put you on the corner to make me some money! I don't want any trouble, man. Starring, in alphabetical order: Chris Spencer, Marlon Wayans, Shawn Wayans, Suli McCullough, Tracey Cherelle Jones. You think about it, okay? But now he's paralyzed from the waist down after a drive-by. Oh, by the way, my name is Ashtray.
And you see the suds crawl down the crack of his ass. Hey, you better start announcin' yourself. What the fuck is he talkin' about? Loc, you better stop clownin', get your G. Will Ashtray keep living the straight life or will he join up with Loc Dog's gangsta homeboys? Hey, get his baby shoe. You still hit like a bitch, motherfucker. Loc Dog's gonna take good care of you, baby.
Hey, Tray, let me tell you somethin' about Old School, all right? I gotta take my driver's test. I nursed him with these! And every now and again you get hot and bothered! I'm gon' shoot that motherfucker. Let me tell you young punks somethin'. The problem was, he was only a couple of years older than me. Hey, Tray, if you can't get nothin' up in here, - you gonna straight die a virgin. At least Ashtray got a dream.
I got bigger and better plans. Co-executive producers, Shawn Wayans, Marlon Wayans. There's all kinds of bitches here! Are you sure this guy's gonna have our back? I swallowed my toothpick, Mama. You got yourself a job. I'm just sayin' why go back to jail.
Loc Dog went into show business. You're a good brother, Tray. Teach my son how to be a man, Tray. . I hate black keys on the piano! I need to tell you something. Man, I got these cheeseburgers, man.
Yes, I do, but not with you. Hey, where the seat belts at? Dick thrusts his large member into her waiting vagina. What do you say when you meet a nice man? Hey, what's up, what's up, niggers? Ooh, yeah, G Money-- wasn't he cute? I love the smell of gun smoke in the morning. I hate you black bastards. In this scene: Ashtray Shawn Wayans , Loc Dog Marlon Wayans , Mailman Keenen Ivory Wayans , Loc Dog's Grandma Helen Martin , Preach Chris Spencer , Crazy Legs Suli McCullough Starring: Chris Spencer, Marlon Wayans, Shawn Wayans, Suli McCullough, Tracey Cherelle Jones When Ashtray moves to South Central L. Hey, man, ain't that Dashiki over there kissin' that fool, man? Hey, my man, you know.
Don't try me, all right? Just thinkin' about spending another minute. So, um, I'm gonna give you a call about 5:00, all right? Run across the street and get me some barbecue potato chips. Oh, nigger, my mom said the same shit! Whatever happened to your pops anyway? Loc Dog didn't have the flyest ride in the hood, but it was reliable in rain, sleet or snow. Very interesting, um-- I see your hobbies are drinking, smoking weed and all types of ill shit. You realize you just kissed every nigger in the party? Now, where's my money you stole, you little hoodlum? And I wanna leave the hood with you. I just wanted them to come say good-bye to their daddies. Come here, you old fool-dog, mark-ass trick.
Screenplay, Shawn Wayans, Marlon Wayans, Phil Beauman. He fuckin' with the wrong motherfucker. I mean, you gettin' it, or you gettin' it? You ain't nothin' but a little boy. Put on your seat belt, check your mirrors; let's begin. Man, can you hook me up with directions to Crenshaw, man? He done-- Oh, my Junior! Man, you got any spare change? You know, maybe at a bank. I don't wanna do that.