What'd you say about my mama? I know You didn't do me wrong, Lord! Tell your daddy to page me. I want you to just relax and be yourself. How come you talk all that noise about white men, and then go date white women, fool? As punishment, they are forced to escort a pair of socialites to the Hamptons, where they're going to be used as bait for a kidnapper. I got my education; I two jobs to you. Let's help him get-- Let's get him in the truck. Sometimes I feel like a caged animal. You know that chronic make me paranoid, baby.
What you gon' be doin'? Baby, you really love me. What the fuck-- You sound like a bitch. Work my way up to manager. Well, what I want you to do. Because all the rappers are takin' all the good actin' jobs! Time for me to take out the poor white trash. As for the rest, some of it depends on your taste in humor, and some of it simply hasn't aged well. I I'm tryin' to you some responsibility.
Make sure your ass is on that plastic. Hey, man, I'm talkin' about girls, man! Loc Dog and Ashtray get harassed in a Korean store by the owners and Loc Dog shoots at the owners when a remark is made about his mother. You see, I'm just tryin' to do to white girls. I know You didn't do me wrong, Lord! Don't let me catch you drinkin' my shit. And jokes involving snipers killing innocent people don't seem all that funny anymore in a country with so many mass shootings. You know how I did it? Don't let me catch you drinkin' my bleep.
Just shoot everything in sight. Pops, don't go up too high in the back. And if you steal from a man, you can replace what you steal. They take away all the feelin'. Make me write and shit. No, man, we gon' die! We follow Ashtray as he returns to the place he grew up in and meet his father and his basket-case friends.
But maybe you and I could, uh, make a little jungle fever? La Quanda, do you have a boyfriend? Now gimme a kiss and be a good boy. You been in jail five years now. If I was white, wouldn't be makin' me write. Hey, my man, you know. So what you gon' do now, Tray? Hey, where the seat belts at? Armed with his new abilities and a dark, twisted sense of humor, Deadpool hunts down the man who nearly destroyed his life. Parents need to know that Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood is a 1996 parody comedy. Look, nigger, I ain't got to do nothin'.
The quartet decides to get protection from their friend Old School. Teach my son how to be a man, Tray. My mama take care of me. Hey, you wanna read me one? Before you go, why don't you read me, like, a bedtime story, like the good old days? All I know is I'd really like to take you out. I'm gon' stab that motherfucker! Loc Dog cocks and points his gun at him But if you feel like the game is over, then we can leave.
Who's got that chronic, nigger? Hey, Tray, let me ask you a question, man. Only your father can do that. Afterwards, Toothpick and his gang are arrested. So you know, we got to kissin', lickin', slobbin'. I don't usually be kissin' like that when I first meet someone. What do you say when you meet a nice man? My mom says I can't leave the porch. I just spent six months at County.
That's not what I'm talkin' about. Now, I've done all I can. Come here, you old fool-dog, mark-ass trick. Loc, what are you doin', man? Happy birthday, homeboy - For me? I nursed him with these! The movie chronicles the exploits of a young black man whose mother returns him to the 'hood to live and learn from his father. Ashtray soon sleeps with Dashiki, who immediately tells him she's pregnant with his child.
God expects you To do what the Lord wants you to do Like those of you who realize that That the Lord wants you to give generously into His church - Amen! So, will I see you again? Tray, I don't want you hangin' out in the streets. Yes, l-- I like that. Hey, and that's good, girl. Take a road trip in a mail truck? Come over here and give your grandma a hug. Where else am I gonna find a pussy-whipped fool to take care of me and seven kids? Do my homework, you want to be such a ass. Then you turn off your lights, let go of the steering wheel.
While poking fun at the cliches in Hollywood movies about African-Americans, this is also making fun of the fact that is only 7 years younger than , who played father and son in 1991. Hey, this one to all my dead homies, you know what I'm sayin'? All right, so what you want to do, my man-- Go to the corner, go about three blocks down and make a right. And if you bring any of them hos up in here, make sure I bleep 'em first. Everybody in the hood's been up with her. I mean, it touched me in a.